What I do:

I eat every three to six hours and babble with the best of them. Produce several diapers each day and night.

Where I am originally from:

I don’t think I’m old enough to know those specifics. But I was born in Longview, Texas.

What are my hobbies:

Blowing spit bubbles. Drooling. Fussing and going for walks outside.

What are your quirks and idiosyncrasies:

I don’t like to lay down unless I’m sleepy, I like to sit up and see what’s going on!

What would you do if you won the lottery:

I would buy stock in Pampers.

What is your perfect day:

Getting passed between aunts, uncles and grandmothers at family get-togethers.

What is your most effective way of wasting time at work:

Dirtying diapers for my mommy to change or just hanging around in the bouncy seat – that monkey is hilarious!

If you were to be on America's Most Wanted, what would it be for:

Either for buying a lottery ticket while underage and trying to collect, or for being the victim of a kidnapping by Irma Baker, Encore project manager.